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August 21st, 2012

I'm glad to know...

that if I am legitimately raped my body will stop me from getting pregnant.

I knew I had a sperm laser inside me. Plus, at least now I can tell all those women who got pregnant from being "raped" that they're just crying wolf because it obviously doesn't happen.

Sometimes I can't choose whether to watch a comedian or a politician. The laugh factor is about the same, I think. Not that rape is funny because it isn't, but I enjoy watching politicians stick their foot (and sometimes entire lower body) in their mouth.